Destroying Burnt Turkeys with Heavy Equipment

There’s nothing worse than burning the turkey on Thanksgiving Day. You’re upset, your spouse yells at you, the in-laws judge you, and all the kids are “hangry.” Wouldn’t it be nice to let off some steam by absolutely obliterating that charred bird? Here are our favorite methods for destroying burnt turkeys with heavy equipment:

Disclaimer: This infographic is parody; please only use your heavy machinery for safe, work-related purposes.

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Ethan Smith is a Content Curator for Trader Interactive, serving the commercial brands Commercial Truck Trader, Commercial Web Services, and Equipment Trader. Ethan believes in using accessible language to elevate conversations about industry topics relevant to commercial dealers and their buyers.

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